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  What are OAP’s Worth ???
Remember, old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, Gold in their teeth,, Stones in their Kidneys , lead in their feet and gas in their stomachs.

I've become older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life.  Frankly I have become a frivolous ‘OLD Gal - I’m seeing six Gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up WILL POWER gets me out of bed.  Then I go to see JOHNNY LOOE.  Next CHARLIE CRAMP comes along, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.  When he leaves ARTHUR RITUS shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn’t stay in one place very long
so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day I’m really tired
WALKER, what a life, and oh yes I’m

PS  The vicar came to call the other day,
hereafter.  I do all the time, no matter
 the Kitchen or down in the cellar , I ask 		patient in bed
and glad to go  to bed with JOHNNY
 flirting with AL ZYMER too.

he said I should be thinking of the
where I am —in the Lounge, Upstairs, in
myself—-NOW WHAT AM I HERE AFTER?

Amy Rogers
               
               Singing Group Special Notice
The SINGING GROUP will
restart on
FRIDAY 3rd NOVEMBER
and will meet WEEKLY
until Friday 8th December.
Meet as usual at
HIGH LANE VILLAGE HALL.

The meeting on the27th November will
be at the home of Tony & Margaret

Richard Clark 		singer
Closing date for copy for the January Newsletter is 28th December
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